If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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