did you get engaged???
nut hugger
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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