The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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