i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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