office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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