im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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