i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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