Pappa wants mamma naked
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
How does it feel to date your dad?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back