I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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