conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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