I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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