Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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