Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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