seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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