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• (205): View more from Alabama

  what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.

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• (818): View more from California

  Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  what the fuck happened to the tacos

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