I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
smell my finger.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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