your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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