so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We need a shit load of segways right now
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STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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