Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
