Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
