IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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