is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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