After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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