Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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