that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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