let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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