you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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