Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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