Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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