Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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