its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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