was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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