I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I love you. Go after that dick
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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