youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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