Kareoke will never be a sober sport
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
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She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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