Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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