No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Let's paint friendship bongs
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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