isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon