Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila