I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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