Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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