At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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