please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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