In the future we'll all be gay
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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