This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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