So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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