yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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