i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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