Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
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I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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