elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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