butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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