He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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