No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Let's get the cat blown out
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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