now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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